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Will

Will Self: Will

Will’s mother’s hokey homily, Waste not, want not… hisses in his ears as he oscillates furiously on the spot, havering on the threshold between the bedroom and the dying one… all the while cradling the plastic leech of the syringe in the crook of his arm. Oscillating furiously, and, as he’d presses the plunger home a touch more… and more, he hears it again and again: Waaaste nooot, waaant nooot..! whooshing into and out of him, while the blackness wells up at the periphery of his vision, and his hackneyed heart begins to beat out weirdly arrhythmic drum fills – even hitting the occasional rim-shot on his resonating rib cage. He waits, paralysed, acutely conscious, that were he simply to press his thumb right home, it’ll be a cartoonish death: That’s all folks! as the aperture screws shut forever.

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The Will Tower · First Edition

The Gulf War Did Take Place… The Gulf War Is Taking Place… The Gulf War Will Always Be Taking Place…

Pocket-sized black clothbound book marked Cover to Be Revealed beside a smartphone with cracked glass

A pocket-sized clothbound edition by Will Self. Limited to 1,500 copies.

£17

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The Will Tower · First Edition

The Gulf War Did Take Place… The Gulf War Is Taking Place… The Gulf War Will Always Be Taking Place…

by Will Self

A pocket-sized clothbound book, limited to 1,500 copies.

£17

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